Frances Bean Knows everything

November 24, 2009

New Site!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , , , , — Frances Locke @ 8:30 PM

Come check out my new site, Fairlyodd.net. I am blowing this Popsicle stand like a homeless man blows his dealer for crack!

 

He'll do anything for his fix...ANYTHING!

I plan on keeping this site up, at least for a little while. Hopefully all my homies and Rick James obsessed reader will come back out my new site, and show some love in the comments section!

 

November 22, 2009

Stating the obvious…

Filed under: stating the obvious — Tags: , , — Frances Locke @ 9:27 PM
The Gun has a higher IQ

The gun has a higher IQ.

Levi Johnston is the K-Fed of the North.

 

The microphone has a higher IQ.

 

 

November 17, 2009

A Plethora of Nerdy Perversion

Filed under: International Perverts — Tags: , , , , , , — Frances Locke @ 7:28 PM
Nothing says sexy a grown man with a doll fetish

Like Barbie...if Barbie was an anime prostitute

I stumbled upon this lovely collection recently.  Apparently the Japanese are very…um…creative with their sexuality. I honestly don’t know what to make of these.

It's like Barbie...if barbie were an anime prositute

This will look perfect next to your Sta Wars dolls...uh...figurines

Is there a purpose beyond being 12 inch 3D softcore porn? Where would you even display these? What exactly would you say when mom pops in? Or more likely, how do you hide these from mom when you’re living in her basement?

Nothing says sexy like a man with a doll collection

Nothing says sexy like a man with a doll collection

November 16, 2009

Words I have added to my spell check this week

Filed under: spell check maddness — Tags: , — Frances Locke @ 11:52 AM

 

supernanny
splooge
snuggie
skanky
slanty
homebrew
STFU
gangsta
asshat

 

 

November 13, 2009

WTF of the week

Filed under: wtf — Tags: , , — Frances Locke @ 1:29 PM

Okay, so this asshat was subjecting me to the Kathy Lee and Hoda show, which by the way should be considered cruel and unusual punishment when the cougar twins did a segment on pickle pops…

 

pickle pops

For that thirst that only pickle juice can quench.

yes, that’s right frozen pickle juice ice pops. Seriously, who thought this up? A bunch of pregnant women?

 

November 11, 2009

Super Freaky

Filed under: He's Rick JAmes Bitch!, Uncategorized, wtf — Tags: , , — Frances Locke @ 9:39 AM

I’ve noticed a trend with the search terms that bring people to my site. I have two words for you, people!

rick james

Rick James is now the patron saint of the internet.

RICK. JAMES.

Who are these people searching for Rick James? These internet crusaders in search of their super freaky fix?

Welcome RickJamesophiles! He’s Rick James Bitch!

November 7, 2009

Are our kids too stupid to count to twenty?

Filed under: Stupid products, wtf — Tags: , , , , — Frances Locke @ 6:21 PM
For the number challenged? Or just for the lazy?

For the number challenged? Or just for the lazy?

There is a new product out aimed at the preschool set. A musica hand wash soap topper that plays your child’s favorite Disney song for twenty seconds so they can time their hand washing…
Apparently kids in the western world are either too stupid or lazy in to be able to wash their hands on their own…or it that just what they want us to think?
I call bullsh*t on this money making scam

October 30, 2009

Words I have added to my spell check this week

Filed under: spell check maddness — Tags: , , , , , , — Frances Locke @ 8:56 AM
nads
pimptastical
ramen
jello
frenemy
WTF
vag
iphone
booberator
skeeve
brainsnout
oreos
wang

By the way, apparently frenemy is now considered a REAL word! I guess my spell check didn’t get the memo.

October 25, 2009

I’ll just leave this here…

Filed under: I'll just leave this here..., wtf — Tags: — Frances Locke @ 9:19 AM

pumpkin maddness

October 21, 2009

baffling iphone app of the week

Filed under: iphone apps, Uncategorized, wtf — Tags: , , , , — Frances Locke @ 11:37 AM
WTF number 2? What is up with that grill?

WTF number 2? What is up with that grill?

Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has a new iPhone application, created with the help of Bengals backup quarterback Jordan Palmer. The app breaks new ground for the media-savvy receiver.

“If you can’t fly here to chill with me you can with this app,” Ochocinco told fans via his Twitter account.

A cyber stalking worthy ass?

A cyber stalking worthy ass?

For $4.99, Ochocinco fans can follow his daily routine in photos, videos and tweets. They can ask his advice on dating, sex, physics, hardcore porno or anything else, send their own (dirty)  photos for posting, and track where he is each day when he’s on the road. Basically it’s a cyber stalking app.

There are sound bites in English and Spanish; a “What Would Ochocinco Do?” section; a place to post fan pictures; videos; a “Where’s Ocho?” section that tracks his travels; a place for news and more. Does anyone really care?

One Ocho's cyber stalkers getting creative...

One Ocho's cyber stalkers getting creative...

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