Frances Bean Knows everything

December 19, 2008

The illest motherfucker in a cardigan sweater

Filed under: comedy, Television — Tags: , , , , — Frances Locke @ 11:04 PM

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2681587

 

God I love Bob Saget.

 

 

Something about Danny Tanner sayng c*nt  is just so wrong…yet so right. Seriously, Saget has probably the raunchiest, dirtiest standup ever. If you don’t believe me, watch his HBO special from last summer.

Survey time!  Family Feud Style

1.  Name something you use in the shower: conditioner

2.  Namesomething a football player wears under his uniform: jock strap heh heh

3.  Name something people hate to find on their windshield: a dead body

4.  Name something a man might buy before a date:condoms

5.
What is anoth
er word for blemish? zit

6.
Somet
hing you cook in the microwave: gerbils

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving: stripper pole

8.
Reaso
n a younger man might like an older woman: saggy boobs

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner: poop in a guest‘s shoe

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for: Anal fun test

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for: Fending of molestation?

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it: Home is where your dildo is

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth: Wife beating

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day: grab their ass

15.
What is a way you can tell someo
ne has been crying? you just punched them in the balls

16. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat: Your mom

17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it: Gimp suit

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it: Wekar‘s penis

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