Frances Bean Knows everything

October 4, 2009

Where is your paper now?

Filed under: comedy, rants — Tags: , , , — Frances Locke @ 7:27 PM

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

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2 Comments »

  1. You gave me the giggles.

    Comment by saratoday — October 5, 2009 @ 8:39 AM

  2. Ohmygod, you are fucking hilarious.

    xo~Sadie

    Comment by sexie sadie — October 5, 2009 @ 11:01 PM


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