Frances Bean Knows everything

November 13, 2009

WTF of the week

Filed under: wtf — Tags: , , — Frances Locke @ 1:29 PM

Okay, so this asshat was subjecting me to the Kathy Lee and Hoda show, which by the way should be considered cruel and unusual punishment when the cougar twins did a segment on pickle pops…


pickle pops

For that thirst that only pickle juice can quench.

yes, that’s right frozen pickle juice ice pops. Seriously, who thought this up? A bunch of pregnant women?



November 11, 2009

Super Freaky

Filed under: He's Rick JAmes Bitch!, Uncategorized, wtf — Tags: , , — Frances Locke @ 9:39 AM

I’ve noticed a trend with the search terms that bring people to my site. I have two words for you, people!

rick james

Rick James is now the patron saint of the internet.


Who are these people searching for Rick James? These internet crusaders in search of their super freaky fix?

Welcome RickJamesophiles! He’s Rick James Bitch!

November 7, 2009

Are our kids too stupid to count to twenty?

Filed under: Stupid products, wtf — Tags: , , , , — Frances Locke @ 6:21 PM
For the number challenged? Or just for the lazy?

For the number challenged? Or just for the lazy?

There is a new product out aimed at the preschool set. A musica hand wash soap topper that plays your child’s favorite Disney song for twenty seconds so they can time their hand washing…
Apparently kids in the western world are either too stupid or lazy in to be able to wash their hands on their own…or it that just what they want us to think?
I call bullsh*t on this money making scam

October 25, 2009

I’ll just leave this here…

Filed under: I'll just leave this here..., wtf — Tags: — Frances Locke @ 9:19 AM

pumpkin maddness

October 21, 2009

baffling iphone app of the week

Filed under: iphone apps, Uncategorized, wtf — Tags: , , , , — Frances Locke @ 11:37 AM
WTF number 2? What is up with that grill?

WTF number 2? What is up with that grill?

Bengals wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has a new iPhone application, created with the help of Bengals backup quarterback Jordan Palmer. The app breaks new ground for the media-savvy receiver.

“If you can’t fly here to chill with me you can with this app,” Ochocinco told fans via his Twitter account.

A cyber stalking worthy ass?

A cyber stalking worthy ass?

For $4.99, Ochocinco fans can follow his daily routine in photos, videos and tweets. They can ask his advice on dating, sex, physics, hardcore porno or anything else, send their own (dirty)  photos for posting, and track where he is each day when he’s on the road. Basically it’s a cyber stalking app.

There are sound bites in English and Spanish; a “What Would Ochocinco Do?” section; a place to post fan pictures; videos; a “Where’s Ocho?” section that tracks his travels; a place for news and more. Does anyone really care?

One Ocho's cyber stalkers getting creative...

One Ocho's cyber stalkers getting creative...

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